One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife

"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"



His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared

when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom,

"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"



She replied with a snicker...

"It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'

ouch

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!