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You might be a redneck if.......................................
Your aunt and grandma go to the funeral and had to fight over who gets to be the widow |
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When someone shouts "Ho Down!" at the jamboree and your girlfriend hits the floor...you might be a redneck
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You might be a redneck if....................................... Your aunt and grandma go to the funeral and had to fight over who gets to be the widow  that is just nasty and wrong ha ha ha
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If your car only makes left turns, you might be a redneck.
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if your most expensive posession is the budweiser mirror on the wall
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if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen!
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You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
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You've lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
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On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
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your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
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you ask the preacher, �How�s it hanging?�
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It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
....hhhmmmm wait a minute! |
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Your porch collapses and 6 dogs are injured.
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you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.
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you think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake.
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You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just Misunderstood.
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After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
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your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.
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Your belt buckle weighs more than two pounds.
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