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your mother kicked you out of the house because you pawned her favorite chainsaw to buy a deer tag.
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You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. I've done that! ummmmm good! 
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You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
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Edited by
LookinRound
on
Tue 05/20/08 07:42 PM
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You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." |
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you've ever asked an Amish guy on a horse and buggy if he thought he could out run your John Deer.
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You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. I've done that! ummmmm good!
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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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you use dental floss to restring your banjo.
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if you have to tell your spouse to get the transmission out of the tub so you can take a shower
if you have to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor |
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You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
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you and your dad walk to school together because you are in the same grade.
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If you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey, and don't remember getting either one.
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You change the flat on your truck...with the tire off your house.
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You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
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If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
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You consider your license plate personalized because your daddy made it in prison.
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You've ever made change in the offering plate.
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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
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You're the only one left in the "You might be a redneck thread" for 10 minutes and you're still laughing out loud
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If people are coming at your door wondering if you're the local salvage yard
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