A woman awakes during the night to find

that her husband is not in bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee

in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at

the wall.



She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his

coffee.



"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,

"Why
are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up

from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,

and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.



The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring

and sensitive.



"Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not

coming easily.



"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my

car?"





"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair

beside him.



The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun

in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send

you to jail for 20 years?"



"I remember that too" she replied
softly.







He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ...



"I would have gotten out today."

LAMO@ANGUS....GOOD ONE...

lmfao!!!

LMAO...

Four old Grandmas
4 grandma's were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then a
grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying, "We
bet we can tell exactly how old you are."



The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under
shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.

The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a
couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and
then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

"How in the world did you guess?!?"

The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and
grinning from ear to ear, all four happily yelled in unison, "Because we
were at your birthday party yesterday."

OOP"S wrong section

Angus=LMAO.Fair to say that breakfast will now be tossed down the
swirly.Some things in life really should be kept to
oneself.Discretion=Harmony

Marilyn:Well then;at the risk of sounding repetitive you are so adorable
and I think you are hilarious.(((bear~hug)))Put me down!you beastly
bear.

If anyone wants to be silly and in bad taste,,lol,,lol

THEN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY GIVE OUT SOME BIG RED PAPER CUT-OUT HEARTS WITH
PINS ON THEM ,,

TO ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE AND GIFTED PEOPLE YOU HAVE AS FRIENDS AND TELL
THEM TO GO SHOW EVERYONE THEIR "HEART-ON,,,,,,,,

IT WILL BRING MANY,MANY RED FACES AND SMILES!!!!!!


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU ALL HERE!!!!!

Good one lol