The polite way to pee....



During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
Asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date
Having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
Have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by
Saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said,
"I am sorry, But I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after
dinner."
The teacher fainted

LMAO,,,,Now why didnt I think of that??????????

gotta love little johnny..

that was a good one

Johnny - OOPS - he did it again!

that was hilarious!!

too funny catch thanks

leave it to johnny to make us laugh

Ohhh my gawd that little Johnny is just toooooooo goooood love the ones
about him

Why did the Polish Helicopter pilot crash?

He got cold, so he shut off the fan.

Why don't Poles go hunting for Elephants?

The decoys are way to heavy.

Why don't Polish women breast feed there kids?

It burns when they boil their nipples.

How do Asian parents name their children?

They throw the silverware down the stairs and whatever nose it

makes they name them accordingly.

Why do Italian women wear underwear?

To keep the dandruff off their shoes.

Why do Irishmen make the best magicians?

Because they can walk down any street and turn into a bar.

Oh My!

What! Little Johnny likes to get handy huh?
That was a good one! laugh: