Topic: good morning friends
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 05/20/08 04:22 AM
So I hang out on a bar that would remind you of cheers. Everyone knows everyone's name. About 6 months ago a woman named Susan started hanging out there. She always wears tight cloths and has a very nice body but a damn annoying accent. She had just moved here from Pennsylvania. Last night there were about 20 people in the bar and Susan had had one to many to drink. She is sort of flirting with all the guys and she asks..."what's the sexiest thing you want to see me wear?" Some guys are saying jeans, shorts, bikini, blouse she gets to me I say "I think your car with a U-Haul trailer attached would be a huge turn on." She left really pissed and to a bar full of people laughing their asses off.

Good Morning my friends!

boneyjoe's photo
Tue 05/20/08 04:25 AM
i met a lady like that,,,,when th clothe was on,,she looked hot,,,,,,,,,when she was naked,,,,,,ouch,,,she looked terrible

tanyaann's photo
Tue 05/20/08 04:25 AM
morning yawn

Max_Darkling's photo
Tue 05/20/08 04:26 AM
that is funny as hell. what a line

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 05/20/08 04:26 AM
Edited by MyrtleBeachDude on Tue 05/20/08 04:27 AM

i met a lady like that,,,,when th clothe was on,,she looked hot,,,,,,,,,when she was naked,,,,,,ouch,,,she looked terrible



Me too Joe...wait...come to think of it I am talking about myself!

Snoman1951's photo
Tue 05/20/08 05:05 AM
Mornin' Dude...us folks from Pa. got no sense of humor laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

Topsykretts's photo
Tue 05/20/08 05:07 AM
G'morning ;) drinker

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 05/20/08 05:13 AM

Mornin' Dude...us folks from Pa. got no sense of humor laugh laugh laugh bigsmile


lol morning Snowman drinker

Smokee's photo
Tue 05/20/08 05:39 AM

i met a lady like that,,,,when th clothe was on,,she looked hot,,,,,,,,,when she was naked,,,,,,ouch,,,she looked terrible


oh joe you promised you wouldn't tell! blushing flowerforyou

Smokee's photo
Tue 05/20/08 05:40 AM
Good Morning MBDflowerforyou

Good Morning Allflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

Ihope you all have a great day!

lilangel2's photo
Tue 05/20/08 06:40 AM
good moaning drinker

Goofball73's photo
Tue 05/20/08 07:21 AM

So I hang out on a bar that would remind you of cheers. Everyone knows everyone's name. About 6 months ago a woman named Susan started hanging out there. She always wears tight cloths and has a very nice body but a damn annoying accent. She had just moved here from Pennsylvania. Last night there were about 20 people in the bar and Susan had had one to many to drink. She is sort of flirting with all the guys and she asks..."what's the sexiest thing you want to see me wear?" Some guys are saying jeans, shorts, bikini, blouse she gets to me I say "I think your car with a U-Haul trailer attached would be a huge turn on." She left really pissed and to a bar full of people laughing their asses off.

Good Morning my friends!


Dude....you have some cazy posts sometimes. Morning.

sleeplessingermany's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:42 AM
...that was such a cool thing to say. i really like your sense of humor! bigsmile bigsmile

therooster's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:46 AM

So I hang out on a bar that would remind you of cheers. Everyone knows everyone's name. About 6 months ago a woman named Susan started hanging out there. She always wears tight cloths and has a very nice body but a damn annoying accent. She had just moved here from Pennsylvania. Last night there were about 20 people in the bar and Susan had had one to many to drink. She is sort of flirting with all the guys and she asks..."what's the sexiest thing you want to see me wear?" Some guys are saying jeans, shorts, bikini, blouse she gets to me I say "I think your car with a U-Haul trailer attached would be a huge turn on." She left really pissed and to a bar full of people laughing their asses off.

Good Morning my friends!

noway Dude, your mean,!!!!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

nonchalantwendy's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:51 AM
Some woman just have to much ego and not enough sense of humour...lol....glasses drinker drinker drinker