Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15 | |
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Raises cockroaches and infests neighboring communities to drum up work for his pest removal business
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enjoys eating chocolate covered bugs..
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MMMMM chocolate good.
Trips old ladies as they try to cross the street. |
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Only buys girl scout cookies because he believes they are made from real girl scouts
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Puts his dog's name as Head of Household on his tax return
so he wont have to pay any taxes |
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works for the IRS
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Drafted the law which makes swiss banks have to report your interest earning to the government.
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has thousands of pencils but no sharpener
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I heard this guy about me is the guy running up the score,
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He is trained in the art of beetle fighting
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She trains moths to eat patterns in wool garmets that read: Eat At Joes
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they where burned by the nssa,
now there on the run from the fbi |
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earns a living by making counterfit pennies
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changes street signs in the middle of the night
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Changes signs in front of churches to read "naughty" things
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pranks the president
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TPed her own house just so she could call over some "hunky" cops
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posted his last g/fs name on the mens room wall
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(Didn't think it was that big of a deal considering I got it from one in the first place )
will break into the homes of the blind and rearrange their furniture |
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ya,,but I leave the map on the fridge
siphons gas for extra cash |
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