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Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15
jasmine3922's photo
Mon 07/07/08 01:02 PM

Only on saturdays....




wishes she could fly


Whatta Ya Mean i CANT Fly???

makes coded messages in his alphabet soup

elsathebloody's photo
Mon 07/07/08 01:07 PM
Never had a mouth until her plastic surgery yesterday.

post_coitum's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:08 PM
secretly tapes squirrel fights and puts them on youtube

RoamingOrator's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:09 PM
Only perosn in recorded history to receive a felony charge and prison time for his game play in a local "Dungeons and Dragons" group.

post_coitum's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:11 PM
lol....

owns a drug dog, and uses it to steal people's stash

RoamingOrator's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:18 PM
(not a drug smelling dog mind you a drug dog, poor junky dog...)

Once tried to enter the Tour De France with just a unicycle

post_coitum's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:19 PM
I won that bi*ch too.




dresses like a homeless guy and tries to bum change off people at the liquor store.

RoamingOrator's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:22 PM
Naw man, I'm the one that looks like a crazy cat lady outside the seven eleven. People tend to give more money if they think you have pets.



Once hijacked a stealth bomber and flew it to Cairo, so that he could have "fresh Hummus"

post_coitum's photo
Mon 07/07/08 02:26 PM
Not this guy....I'm the one who would steal a crop duster and dust the pentagon with uncut cocain lol




wants to help me steal a crop duster

RoamingOrator's photo
Mon 07/07/08 03:01 PM
Sorry man snorted all your coke while looking for crop duster!drool drool


once poured an entire vial of liquid LSD into the common punch bowl at his sisters wedding reception.

DirkGently's photo
Mon 07/07/08 04:49 PM
drank all of the punch and now spends most of his life in the fetal position while suffering through horrifying flashbacks

Peekinin's photo
Mon 07/07/08 05:00 PM
has to be oiled once a week

DirkGently's photo
Mon 07/07/08 05:59 PM
likes to be oiled on a regular basis

no photo
Mon 07/07/08 06:42 PM
Edited by symbelmyne on Mon 07/07/08 06:43 PM
bottles body fluids under the label of gently dirked personal lubricants

rara777's photo
Mon 07/07/08 06:45 PM
makes funny faces while listening to headphones

Impala13's photo
Tue 07/08/08 09:42 AM
plays santa claus every year

Naugachomp's photo
Tue 07/08/08 11:50 AM
Trips children as they walk by.

Goofball73's photo
Tue 07/08/08 12:07 PM
Eats children!noway noway laugh

Peekinin's photo
Tue 07/08/08 12:20 PM
plays air guitar


Hey ((((Goof))))flowerforyou

Goofball73's photo
Tue 07/08/08 12:22 PM
Loves my air guitar.

Hey Peekinin.flowerforyou

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