Blonde at Starbucks....


A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's

a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.





So she peels it off and starts screaming,

'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'



The waitress says, 'That's impossible.



The biggest prize is a free Lunch.

?'



But the blonde keeps on screaming,

'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'



Finally, the manager comes over and says,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.



You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome

because we didn't have that as a prize.





The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.



I've won a motorhome!'



And she hands the ticket to the

manager and HE reads...





'W I N A B A G E L'

Oh geeze..

I once stopped to help a blonde lady that was parked on the side of the rode. I asked her if something was wrong with her car and she siad, "No, it's just that the sign up ahead says,DO NOT PASS" and she was waiting for it to change.