A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
> farm, his mother
> asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said
> the little boy. His mother
> tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
> chickens, and he kicks a
> chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He
> goes To feed the
> pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
> his mother gives
> him a bowl of dry cereal.
>
> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why
> don't I have any milk in My
> cereal?" he asks.
>
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't get any eggs
> for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get
> any bacon for a week
> either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
> aren't getting any
> milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
> the cat halfway
> across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother
> with a smile, and
> says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

lmfao