After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
he
came across a mirror, and picked it up. Of course he looks into it, but
not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a
picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home remembered his wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father much. So he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly ***** he's
runnin' around with!'