3 O'clock In The Morning...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies...

Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, '****! That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.

He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman, 'I'm your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah?... So why were you running? You son of a b***h!'

Good One!

good one

OK LOL

....ooooo feeel the burn.......