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Never Cheat on a Redneck Woman...
A redneck's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up redneck was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want." |
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Heck Ya!!!! That's what I am talking about!!!!
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Never Cheat on a Redneck Woman... A redneck's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up redneck was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want." 
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He gets what he deserves. If you're gonna cheat don't put on the ring.
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
You know... those trucks take a bit out there in the country. You'll be flame broiled by the time they get to you. |
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
Lmao heck they will figure it is a farmer just burning trash
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
Lmao heck they will figure it is a farmer just burning trash
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
Lmao heck they will figure it is a farmer just burning trash
Yeah... until the rancher down the road a ways comes to see if they are making smores or burning trash. Then he'll realize that she was just burning the trash...
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damn i'm going to get hot before the fire trucks show up
Lmao heck they will figure it is a farmer just burning trash
Yeah... until the rancher down the road a ways comes to see if they are making smores or burning trash. Then he'll realize that she was just burning the trash...
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Edited by
wickedlluccy
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Sun 05/18/08 06:15 PM
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Never Cheat on a Redneck Woman... A redneck's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up redneck was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
DUDE...here's your dollar back for the .99 cent store to buy ur self a sence of humor...
...killer joke by the way.....lol.... 
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Never Cheat on a Redneck Woman... A redneck's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up redneck was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
DUDE...here's your dollar back for the .99 cent store to buy ur self a sence of humor...
...killer joke by the way.....lol....
I got a sense of humor and I thought that was funny as hell but at the same time F'd up as hell too...... so you still need to go to the $.99 store and by that humor.......actually I was just there so I should of picked you up one.......
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I got a sense of humor and (((((I thought that was funny as hell but at the same time F'd up as hell too))))))[so did I about the other one} ...... so you still need to go to the $.99 store and by that humor.......actually I was just there so I should of picked you up one.......
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I got a sense of humor and (((((I thought that was funny as hell but at the same time F'd up as hell too))))))[so did I about the other one} ...... so you still need to go to the $.99 store and by that humor.......actually I was just there so I should of picked you up one.......
I guess we should of just bought a sense of humor while we were there...... 
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Edited by
wickedlluccy
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Sun 05/18/08 07:04 PM
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I got a sense of humor and (((((I thought that was funny as hell but at the same time F'd up as hell too))))))[so did I about the other one} ...... so you still need to go to the $.99 store and by that humor.......actually I was just there so I should of picked you up one.......
I guess we should of just bought a sense of humor while we were there......
...f*ck it you can still get a donut for 50 cents...we'll split the difference.... 
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