12. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Just Like You're Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Miss My Buddy

2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

And The Number 1 Country Song Is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

how about "don't bite the d*ck".......david allen coe