give me 12 minutes......

ok ..........
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ........

I'm gonna go hunt down my.........





























BIKINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know what is cool??? My mom and her roommate/friend ended up marrying my dad and his twin brother and then became related. My aunt and uncle are divorced now but.......isnt that wild???

We need to find us some twins.....not identical though!!!

<-------has2 or 3 bikinis handy...........at the ready!!!

ok well that was easy!!!

Dear diary.....I think I just got married!!!

You and me
We used to be together
Every day together always

I really feel
I'm losing my best friend
I can't believe
This could be the end

It looks as though you're letting go
And if it's real,
Well I don't want to know
Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

Our memories
They can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightening

As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry

CHORUS

It's all ending
I gotta stop pretending who we are...
You and me
I can see us dying ... are we?

CHORUS

THE UNICORN
The Irish Rovers

A long time ago, when the earth was still green,
There were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen;
They'd run around free while the earth was being born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn.

There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn.

Now God seen some sinnin' and it gave Him pain.
And He said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain."
He said, "Hey, brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do.
Build me a floating zoo."

And take some of them green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
Don't you forget my Unicorn."

Old Noah was there to answer the call,
He finished up making the Ark just as the rain started fallin',
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through,
"Hey, Lord: I've got yer....

Green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn,
I just can't see no Unicorn."

Old Noah looked out into the driving rain,
Them Unicorns was hiding, playing silly games,
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring,
Oh, them silly Unicorns.

There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Noah cried, "Close the doors 'cause the rain is pourin',
And we just can't wait for no Unicorns."

The Ark started movin', it drifted with the tide,
Them Unicorns looked up from the rock and they cried,
And the waters came down and sorta floated them away,
That's why you'll never see a Unicorn, to this very day.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no Unicorn

how are my new favorite endentured servants today

Youre buying us dentures????

sure never had experience the gumming sensation before

dEAR DIARY......how did I get involved into this love/slavery thing????

I didnt hear him say


















MOTHER MAY I???

WOW!!!!!!!its UBER SUNNY OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!
I had a blue jay eatin peanuts off the chair beside me
theres birds all over my yard

you should see the quail here......they are soooooooo cute......they waddle like ducks.....and the magpies......strange birds here compared to the coast....

ohhhhhhh asthma attack

theres lots of cool song birds out here , i'm at a higher elevation so I get alot of mountain birds there where some little ones that where circling me in my chair , they where goin round an round me ........ I'll bet the blue jay is ransacking the rest of the peanuts since I stepped inside ,

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!

ok purple.......got an englishman on line 1........should I ask if he is a twin???

Dear diary........does anyone have a boat??? I want to go on a boat on the water today!!

yaaaaaaaaaa too much smoking......

YEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!