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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 79
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:18 AM
We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Motion in the ocean His air hose broke Lots of trouble Lots of bubble He was in a jam S'in a giant clam Down, down Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin' to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin' Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin' Muscles flexin' Flippers flippin' Down, down Let rock! Boy's in bikinis Girls in surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin' Twistin' 'round the fire Havin' fun Bakin' potatoes Bakin' in the sun Put on your noseguard Put on the Lifeguard Pass the tanning butter Here comes a stingray There goes a manta-ray In walked a jelly fish There goes a dog-fish Chased by a cat-fish In flew a sea robin Watch out for that piranha There goes a narwhale HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:19 AM
What are you trying to say cam???? Do you have a boat and or a liquor store??? I am gonna heve your dowry boat Liquor store I have access unlimited supply of sun chips though what kind of boat??? 24 footer cuddy cabin sun deck...............

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:21 AM
What are you trying to say cam???? Do you have a boat and or a liquor store??? I am gonna heve your dowry boat Liquor store I have access unlimited supply of sun chips though what kind of boat??? 24 footer cuddy cabin sun deck............... wanna get married???

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:21 AM
What are you trying to say cam???? Do you have a boat and or a liquor store??? I am gonna heve your dowry boat Liquor store I have access unlimited supply of sun chips though what kind of boat??? 24 footer cuddy cabin sun deck............... wanna get married??? some day

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:22 AM
Oh sh*t!!! Im already getting married to that other guy!!! Press 1 for wait.....I have to break off with that other one Press 2 for.......Cant I just have them both???

IrrelevantEnigma Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 69	Fri 05/16/08 11:24 AM
why certainly!! have them all!! and when you're finished..... OFF!!! with their heads!!! lmao

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:24 AM
Oh sh*t!!! Im already getting married to that other guy!!! Press 1 for wait.....I have to break off with that other one Press 2 for.......Cant I just have them both??? has long has I get the servicing portion

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:24 AM
why certainly!! have them all!! and when you're finished..... OFF!!! with their heads!!! lmao GREAT IDEA!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:25 AM
Oh sh*t!!! Im already getting married to that other guy!!! Press 1 for wait.....I have to break off with that other one Press 2 for.......Cant I just have them both??? has long has I get the servicing portion BUT IS IT A BLUE BOAT????

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:26 AM
Oh sh*t!!! Im already getting married to that other guy!!! Press 1 for wait.....I have to break off with that other one Press 2 for.......Cant I just have them both??? has long has I get the servicing portion BUT IS IT A BLUE BOAT???? it can be

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:26 AM
why certainly!! have them all!! and when you're finished..... OFF!!! with their heads!!! lmao

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:28 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:29 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:31 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it i SUPPOSE I have to wear a bikini everytime Im laying on it or in it too!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:32 AM
Dear diary.......I thought Oh God was already taken!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:33 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it i SUPPOSE I have to wear a bikini everytime Im laying on it or in it too!!! no clothing required

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:33 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it i SUPPOSE I have to wear a bikini everytime Im laying on it or in it too!!! no clothing required I will wear pasties!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/16/08 11:35 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it i SUPPOSE I have to wear a bikini everytime Im laying on it or in it too!!! no clothing required I will wear pasties!!! you are gonna wear food that could be fun

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/16/08 11:36 AM
aND WHAT is the name of your boat??? Im thinking.......GYPSY!!! it doesn't have a name on it you can name it when you are laying on it or in it i SUPPOSE I have to wear a bikini everytime Im laying on it or in it too!!! no clothing required I will wear pasties!!! you are gonna wear food that could be fun what kind of food????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Fri 05/16/08 11:36 AM
Dear Journal ... sorry to say but I'm BACKKKKKKKKK ah the golf driving range for lunch NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!