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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 79 | |
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Dear diary.......can we kill all the trees and grass please??? Oh and everything else that makes my ears and head get all plugged up????? 
 I don't want to die 
Have you ever had a headache for months???
I hate allergy meds and shots they make me sooo irratable |
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Dear diary.......can we kill all the trees and grass please??? Oh and everything else that makes my ears and head get all plugged up?????
I don't want to die
Have you ever had a headache for months???
I hate allergy meds and shots they make me sooo irratable
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ok plan "B"
lets just start drinking until we don't care what season it is  
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ok plan "B" lets just start drinking until we don't care what season it is
Oh wow......another long weekend where I have to work!!!!!!
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ok plan "B" lets just start drinking until we don't care what season it is
Oh wow......another long weekend where I have to work!!!!!!
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ok plan "B" lets just start drinking until we don't care what season it is
Oh wow......another long weekend where I have to work!!!!!!
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well tell em to keep punching ya in and out
but that we are gonna be drunk for lets say a year and if thet works well we can extend it
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well tell em to keep punching ya in and out but that we are gonna be drunk for lets say a year and if thet works well we can extend it
 
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unlimited supply of sun chip
<<<<<<<sun chip connections |
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unlimited supply of sun chip <<<<<<<sun chip connections
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yes i am
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I WANT A CAKE!!!!!!!
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I WANT A CAKE!!!!!!! 
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If
so??? I DONT HAVE ANY!!
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I want pie
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I want pie
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I want pie
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Dear diary........hahaaaaaaaaaa this reminds me of a story......a true story even.........
Once upon a time my mom was a waitress in a restaurant and some big shot rich guy came in. She went to take his order and he asked for "A hairy pie and 2 monkey bars"!!! Ahahaaaaaaaaa my mom was sooooooo blonde she came back with a piece of cherry pie and 2 bananas!!!
The guy gave her a $100 tip!!!
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Dear diary.....my mom never was too smart!!!
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