simply a full, happy, satisfied muffin. then you wolf it down!

Im not sure if eric even has a HAMMER!!!

one tambourine short of a one mannned banned

<------- has the hammer and knows how to bang and nail with it

AHHHHHHHHH but eric does come complete with hot dogs!!!

Dear diary........there is really no hot dog songs are there.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAz5Jc0DWpg

EXCEPT ........

Well I just got into town today
To find my girl who's gone away
She took the Greyhound at the General Store
I searched myself I searched the town
When I finally did sit down
I find myself no wiser than before
She said we couldn't do no wrong
No other love could be so strong
She locked up my heart in her bottom drawer
Now she took my heart she took my keys
>From in my old blue dungarees
And I'll never go to Texas anymore
Now my baby's gone I don't know what to do
She took my love and walked right out the door
And if I ever find that girl I know one thing for sure
I'm gonna give her something like she never had before
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word I took it all
Beneath the sign that said U-haul
She left angels hangin round for more
Now my baby's gone I don't know what to do
She took my love and walked right out the door
And if I ever find that girl I know one thing for sure
I'm gonna give her something like she never had before
I thought I had it all sewn up
Our love, a plot, a pick-up truck
But folks said she was after something more
I never did quite understand
All that talk about rockin' bands
But they just rolled my doll right out the door
Oh yeah, they just rolled my doll right out the door

will this make me hungry???

prediction: YES!

Dear Diary;


FOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

morning damnits

Teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!!!!

Mornin'...here ya go Gypsy..

I don't see why I should have to pay more
When I walk in to a convenience store
I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents
I'm always looking for the better deal
The camera's watching to see what I steal
I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents
I look up at the sign
It says two for 99
I see there's only one left
I need to talk to the chef
I use condiments because they are free
They seem to be all set up just for me
I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents

LMAO!!

And corndogs now =D

Dear diary..........OMG THERE IS MORE HOT DOG SONGS????

girls, hot dogs in their buns!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUiOqD2dRhE

Yep!!

We both liked corn dogs at the start
We once shared pastries from the cart
I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart
But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart

When we were young we shared a common tongue
We ate and ate and ate and ate and never gained a bit of weight
But the years have changed our attitudes 'bout what is fit to eat
You've become a lacto-vegetarian and I'm still into red meat

We both liked corn dogs at the start
We once shared pastries from the cart
I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart
But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart

I know you feel that sodium will be the death of me
and caffeine is poison ... and it's in coffee and in tea
But the birdseed that you'd have me eat would make breakfast a bore
And please don't tape those calorie charts on every cupboard door

We once ate ice cream and french fries
Now you say every that every bit of fat goes straight to your thighs
If you would just enjoy your food I'd love you at any size
Come share some cake with me, you're still skinny ... in my eyes

Our love could overcome this if only we would try
I'd let you be macrobiotic if you'd let me have some pie
I'd even give up bedtime snacks and take up exercise
If you would be more flexible too and try to compromise

We both liked corn dogs at the start
We once shared pastries from the cart
I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart
But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart

dEAR DIARY......you do know NOT to eat for hotdogs for breakfast..........even if you reaaaaaaaaaaally reaaaaaaaaaaaally like hot dogs right???

Everybody loves hot dogs
Even pasty Hippies
'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat
But now a question hits me

What the hell's in
A hotdog
I shouldn't ask maybe
'Cause i don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly

So have a hotdog on me my friends
It's made out of animal oddds and ends
Have a hotdog on me my friends
It's the particle board of meat

Its good to reuse and recycle
The unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross
Yet after they're proccesed
Are such a Delicious treat

That the children eat them 'til they're queasy
Because they love the taste
Of sodium phosphate
And iridorbate
Soy protien
And Sodium nitrate

So have a hotdog on me my friends
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hotdog on me my friends
Its the praticle board of meat

May or maynot contain
Chicken and, or
Pork and, or
Meat

So have a hotdog on me my friends
Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
Have a hotdog on me my friends
Its the particle board
The particle board
The board particle
Off mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat