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Edited by
lilangel2
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Wed 05/14/08 08:25 PM
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Have you ever done something so STUPID you just had to laugh at yourself???
Here are a few of my blonde moments... 1. I was walking to the mailbox to get my mail and along the way i saw some trash someone threw out in my yard (I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT!) Anyway, I got my mail and on way back to house I picked up the trash. The trash can is on way to house so I lifted the lid...threw the mail in...went in the house and put the trash on my kitchen counter. I didn't even realize 'til much later when I went to look at my mail what I had done!  2. I am a little frugal. So,one day when my ketchup bottle was nearly empty and I wanted that last drop...I used centripical force (you know, you swing something around and around over your head and let gravity do its thang) Well, you know they make flip tops on ketchup bottles now!  And that flip top FLIPPED open mid AIR! A stream of ketchup went all across my ceiling, light fixture, down my cabinet, across my fridge and along the floor, my foot and half way up my leg! I had to use a bleach and water in a spray bottle to get that red stuff off my white ceiling...all the time my daughter was cracking up at me!!! 3. When I was real ypung and had my first job (shoney's restaurant). We (waitress ) had to say the same thang over and over to our customers, "Thank you for dining with us"...anyways...i had a real long night and hadn't slept well the night before and I was reallllllllllllllly tired...but, I had to do a load of laundry before bed becuase i needed a clean uniform. When the dryer went off, i opened the door, took out my clothes and said, "thank you for ..." and started dying laughing!!! 
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everyday
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4. Peccy
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I used to work at a drug store in a pharmacy and we had a certain way we answered the phone.. One day at home the phone rang and I answered..Finny's Drug Store, May I help you...luckily it was one of my kids friends and they knew I worked there..
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Ok, this wasn't me, but it was my Mom, so I know it is true. When I was around 13 my dad had hurt his back. So my mom rubbed his back down with ben-gay. Well, she was also constipated and wanted to use a suppository and thought to herself, heck, this ben-gay is greasy. Well in went the suppository and out came the screams from the bathroom. Worried about what might have happened to her I opened the door to find her with her ass in the sink splashing water on herself screaming, OMG my ass is on fire, my ass is on fire. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.
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There was this one time I outlined all the dumbest things I've ever done on a public forum online.
And In this one post, I made myself look like a real asshole... |
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all the time...
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There was this one time I outlined all the dumbest things I've ever done on a public forum online. And In this one post, I made myself look like a real asshole... to really live is to free yoursefl from asshole complex! 
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Well, I'm pretty nice as far as assholes go. =P
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this was probably 16 yrs ago when I was living in Hawaii. I was alone in my apt. and went to look out on the Lani...but before getting there I walked smack dab into the sliding glass doors that went out to the Lani.....and like a dummy I looked all around the apt. livingroom to see if anybody had seen what I just done.
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Well, I'm pretty nice as far as assholes go. =P If you're gonna ba an asshole be the best one, I always say!
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haha!!
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I was sitting at a booth we had at a car show in New Mexico. We had 3 of our feature cars that everyone was checking out. To the people I knew I was saying "Nice to see ya". To the people I did not know I would say "How you doing" So when one of the hot scantily dressed women came up to say Hi I don't know where my mind was when I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Nice to do ya"
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this was probably 16 yrs ago when I was living in Hawaii. I was alone in my apt. and went to look out on the Lani...but before getting there I walked smack dab into the sliding glass doors that went out to the Lani.....and like a dummy I looked all around the apt. livingroom to see if anybody had seen what I just done. funny how something like that is ok as long as nobody seen it LOL
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I was sitting at a booth we had at a car show in New Mexico. We had 3 of our feature cars that everyone was checking out. To the people I knew I was saying "Nice to see ya". To the people I did not know I would say "How you doing" So when one of the hot scantily dressed women came up to say Hi I don't know where my mind was when I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Nice to do ya" LMAO
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Does walking into a wall count? Or "pulling" when the sign says "Push"?
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Does walking into a wall count? Or "pulling" when the sign says "Push"? is weak...but keep working at it
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my mom boiled eggs in the microwave ...lol it was all good till the cold air hit them , then they begain to explode ... and there was no stopping them evertime you got near enough another blewup ... talk about egg on you umm face ?
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