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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Tue 05/13/08 09:41 AM
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When a fairly large woman walks up to you wearing a leather halter top and you say "Damn, how many cows did they have to kill for the leather to make that top?" And then she drops her jeans to show you her matching thong and you say "Hell I thought it was a wedgy"
don't slam me ladies this is the same woman that told everyone in a bar one night that the only thing smaller than my wee wee was my brain. We are actually good friends and she just called me is why I thought of this  
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if u r both friends and no one is offended..then whats the problem?
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My sentiments exactly. If the both of you are friends, and you've exchanged such witty banter before, then there's no problem. There MIGHT be a problem if a newcomer walks into your bar and doesn't quite get that the banter is meant in jest as he/she might be offended (political-correctness, you know), but that's a chance you'll have to take.
BTW- if said friend happens to cut the cheese in front of you, proclaim, "Damn girl! That smells like SEMEN!!!". It gets 'em every time.
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that?
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? AND in a bar????
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Humm she may have something there lmao
But in all think she got you better then you got her
You can loose weight but one can't gain their. 
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That seems idk a little harsh, I hang out with people who build you up not insult you, but then again to each their own.
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? Awwww to show him what he can't have
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? Inquiring minds want to know |
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I have some crazy friends & we can get pretty wild. Friendship sets it's own limits.
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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Tue 05/13/08 10:07 AM
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? for 2 bucks and it's only half their cloths
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? Awwww to show him what he can't have
hahahahahahahahaha damn girl ya made spit my cool aid |
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My sentiments exactly. If the both of you are friends, and you've exchanged such witty banter before, then there's no problem. There MIGHT be a problem if a newcomer walks into your bar and doesn't quite get that the banter is meant in jest as he/she might be offended (political-correctness, you know), but that's a chance you'll have to take. BTW- if said friend happens to cut the cheese in front of you, proclaim, "Damn girl! That smells like SEMEN!!!". It gets 'em every time.
hahaha they do and I will that's funny as hell |
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You need to avoid family reunions MBD.
They're cramping your style. |
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You need to avoid family reunions MBD. They're cramping your style. your right CB
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I need to get gas in my car.... any offers, or should I keep my day job??
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I want to know why all the women you know take off their clothes for you..... what is up with that? I took my clothes off for Myrtle, and.......wait a second.....ummmmmmmm...strike that. This before mentioned incident never happened.
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I need to get gas in my car.... any offers, or should I keep my day job??
Darryl Hannah and I drive green cars which run on limeade. |
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I need to get gas in my car.... any offers, or should I keep my day job??
Darryl Hannah and I drive green cars which run on limeade. My birthday is in July.
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