A woman planned to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing.

She found the ideal spot on the roof of her hotel. It was deserted and secluded, with a smooth, raised 'deck' which received the sun all day long. She wore a bathing suit on the first day, but on the second, she decided that since no one could see her way up there, she would slip out of it and get rid of the tan lines on her back. She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little while when she heard someone running up the stairs toward the roof. Startled, she didn't have time to pull on her suit, and since she was lying on her stomach, she just pulled a towel over her rear.'Excuse me, miss,' said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. 'The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing up here, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit, as you did yesterday'.'YESTERDAY!' she exclaimed, rather irritated. 'Have you been following me around? And besides, what difference does it make ANYWAY, since no one except a nosy assistant manager can see me? I'm on the top floor and I'm covered with a towel.''Well, that would be true,' said the embarrassed little man, 'except for the fact that you're lying on the dining room skylight.'

This a personal anecdote?

oh that is good

I love this joke~

Oldie but a goodie.

this one's true story but funny as he$$.


old man 62 calles cops said there are robbers in his shed please send someone over. police operator tells the old man there in no cops in district to take the call hang in there and someone will be out soon as possiable. old man hangs up. then calls cops back 5 minutes later. he tells the operator to take there time he handled the situation that he shot the bastards.cops show up 3 minutes later and caught the robbers red handed. the cop said i thought you said you shot them.old man said i thought you said there was no one in my distract.