Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!".

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i wasnt expectin that from a lady but hey

Women dont have humor? LOL

no it aint that its just im used to the more conservitve type i reckon

never herad tht 1 be 4 nice

maby she was braggen on her pecker

The word pecker is about the only one i seen lately..lmfao

LMFAO!!!

well my pecker aint happy with me

i've heard this one many times and it still makes me laugh

okay that was funny