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do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood...
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nice child bearing hips
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Some Village Is Missing Its Idiot....oops, wrong thread...
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I've got to jump-in on this. The funniest I've heard is, "Say, could you help me? I've lost my puppy. He was last seen near that cheap motel across the street".
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What up slut? let me get up in them guts.
I dont know why but the girls just dont give a positive response to that one. |
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do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood...
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Does this belong to you? *points at pants* Ugh!
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Your legs must be tired... 'cause you've been running through my mind all night..
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......every girl wanted a Ken doll...
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do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood... 
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damn baby are those astronaut pants, cuz that body is outta this world
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...
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Is that a reflection on your jeans cuz i can really see my self in them
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Do you believe in love at 1st site or should I walk by again?
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I wonder if your panties match my carpet. Care to find out?
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My son's favorite...
Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause Ja-makin' me crazy! |
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I had a guy tell me once:
"I like the wagon you're dragin', you've got a nice back yard!" I literally had to ask someone what he meant because I was lost. I found it meant I had a nice a$$. |
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