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Topic: bad pick up lines
brat88 Joined Tue 02/12/08 Posts: 335	Sat 05/10/08 09:07 AM
do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood...

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sat 05/10/08 09:08 AM


irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Sat 05/10/08 09:08 AM


bobdesigns4262 Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 2127	Sat 05/10/08 09:09 AM
nice child bearing hips

68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Sat 05/10/08 09:10 AM
Some Village Is Missing Its Idiot....oops, wrong thread...

FullyEnjoyingLife Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 4	Sat 05/10/08 09:11 AM
I've got to jump-in on this. The funniest I've heard is, "Say, could you help me? I've lost my puppy. He was last seen near that cheap motel across the street".

neanderthalDave Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 1789	Sat 05/10/08 09:11 AM
What up slut? let me get up in them guts. I dont know why but the girls just dont give a positive response to that one.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sat 05/10/08 09:11 AM
do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood... tell him "if I was working for them, I would be charging you"

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 05/10/08 09:11 AM
Does this belong to you? points at pants Ugh!

kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Sat 05/10/08 09:12 AM
Your legs must be tired... 'cause you've been running through my mind all night..

kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Sat 05/10/08 09:14 AM
......every girl wanted a Ken doll...

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 05/10/08 09:14 AM
do u work for the lumber company??? bc ur giving me wood... Yes, and I see you've already taken advantage of our free cutting service.

kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Sat 05/10/08 09:15 AM


sexxyandsingle Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3283	Sat 05/10/08 09:21 AM
damn baby are those astronaut pants, cuz that body is outta this world

Cat23 Joined Sun 05/04/08 Posts: 18	Sat 05/10/08 09:21 AM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...

sexxyandsingle Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3283	Sat 05/10/08 09:22 AM
Is that a reflection on your jeans cuz i can really see my self in them

neanderthalDave Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 1789	Sat 05/10/08 09:30 AM
Do you believe in love at 1st site or should I walk by again?

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 05/10/08 09:33 AM
I wonder if your panties match my carpet. Care to find out?

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Sat 05/10/08 09:35 AM
My son's favorite... Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause Ja-makin' me crazy!

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Sat 05/10/08 10:41 AM
I had a guy tell me once: "I like the wagon you're dragin', you've got a nice back yard!" I literally had to ask someone what he meant because I was lost. I found it meant I had a nice a$$.

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