When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson&Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized'. Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson&Johnson'.

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH
A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

YOU ROCK!! I all of a sudden LOVE my job!

That was my old job for J&J

OMG

Inspected by #69

Eeeeeek!

oh crap thats great

TMI

Huh.....now what?
Kat

I actually hate my job so much that I wouldn't mind one of those thermometers right about now

Okay I'm just kidding

Still...

What happened? You didn't mistake it for an oral thermometer did you?