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Topic: Is marriage
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 12:50 AM
I like cats. Just not in my bed. I must get rest. If I wanted a circus in my bedroom I have the money to hire one because I didn't get married! Ha ha ha ha. Ok!!! Marriage is off!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Fri 05/09/08 12:53 AM
& you wake up one morning & think WOW!! where did those 7yrs go?? Now he needs to practice butt cheek exorcises!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 12:54 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 12:54 AM
& you wake up one morning & think WOW!! where did those 7yrs go?? Now he needs to practice butt cheek exorcises! iM A NUT! iM A nUT!! i MUST DECREASE MY BUTT?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 12:56 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner. My cats are highly trained battle cats and have never peed on anything.....they do make great alarm clocks though

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:02 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner. My cats are highly trained battle cats and have never peed on anything.....they do make great alarm clocks though but I don't like waking up with a paw in my mouth or a sandpaper tongue licking my ass. Worse yet sitting up in bed with a davy crockett catskin cap. That happened once.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 01:02 AM
I'll take peanut butter and banana sandwiches for $500 Alex~!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:05 AM
They can scratch and meow on the other side of my locked bedroom door in the morning.....just like my future wives. Ha ha ha ha.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 01:07 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner. My cats are highly trained battle cats and have never peed on anything.....they do make great alarm clocks though but I don't like waking up with a paw in my mouth or a sandpaper tongue licking my ass. Worse yet sitting up in bed with a davy crockett catskin cap. That happened once. Why was shadow on your head???? Don't you know its Russia in cheeseland?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:07 AM
Mreeooowwwrr!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 01:07 AM
I'll take Russian Blues for $1500 alex!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 05/09/08 01:10 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner. My cats are highly trained battle cats and have never peed on anything.....they do make great alarm clocks though but I don't like waking up with a paw in my mouth or a sandpaper tongue licking my ass. Worse yet sitting up in bed with a davy crockett catskin cap. That happened once. Oh how I wish there was a pic..

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:10 AM
It was funny. I looked up at the cat and asked him "Comfy up there?" he said "Meow."

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 05/09/08 01:11 AM
It was funny. I looked up at the cat and asked him "Comfy up there?" he said "Meow." LHB that is the funniest thing I've heard in days and ever from you..

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 01:12 AM
That was Shadow!!! He is pillow russian hat!!!

yaya28 Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1341	Fri 05/09/08 01:12 AM
I really only think it's important to someone if it has to do with their faith. I am mormon and wouldn't live with someone....but am perfectly comfy with visiting friends that are living together. It's just my preference

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:13 AM
Cat pillows are fine. Cat spraying or peeing on your pillow means cat filet mignon sauteed in wine for dinner. My cats are highly trained battle cats and have never peed on anything.....they do make great alarm clocks though but I don't like waking up with a paw in my mouth or a sandpaper tongue licking my ass. Worse yet sitting up in bed with a davy crockett catskin cap. That happened once. Oh how I wish there was a pic.. there is but not on here. My hair done up in princess leah buns was embarassing enough. Ask gypsy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 01:14 AM
Biker.......your looney buns were fine benny lava!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 05/09/08 01:15 AM
Gyps did you take pics??? come on!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 05/09/08 01:17 AM
I have that pic of that wild baby raccoon that ran up and kissed and hugged me on my profile now.