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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 76
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:25 AM
Well...at this point all you can do is suck it up, deal with it, and learn a lesson for next time! ALWAYS, ALWAYS read a rental agreement or lease before you sign it!! How in Gods name am i going to suck it up!? If i can't afford 400 dollars i can't afford all this! Its like going to jail Hmmmmmm well creditors will hound you for a few years. Get call display and an unlisted number. After 7 years you wont owe anything.....

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/09/08 11:27 AM
You open the can of beer and drink about a quarter of it the shove the beer (open side up) into the chickens butt. Thus beer butt chicken. The chicken will then STAND on its legs and the bottom of the beer can when you place it on the grill. omg that is soooooooooooo cruel!!! I hope when I die ppl dont start shoving beer cans up my butt!!! Do you live around any cannibalistic people? I am sure the chicken doesn't mind.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:31 AM
I live near some really odd ppl.....mullet man who rakes his yard constantly....the weird gay neighbour in his green satin adidas shorts....

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/09/08 11:31 AM
Hello???????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:32 AM
and why does this weird bouncey 200 lb poodle keep coming to my house and bouncing around my yard and scaring my cats????

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 05/09/08 11:32 AM Edited by damnitscloudy on Fri 05/09/08 11:33 AM
Dear Diary; Ok i just called the manager and she said I'll just have to pay the 60 day notice, and pay the 10 days i've been here this month. NO SUEING AND COURT COSTS YAY! And the manager is awesome anyway, shes old like gypsy and totally hit on me all the time O_O

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 05/09/08 11:33 AM
and why does this weird bouncey 200 lb poodle keep coming to my house and bouncing around my yard and scaring my cats???? SEND OUT THE BATTLE CATS IN THEIR SHINY ARMOR!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:35 AM
Dear Diary; Ok i just called the manager and she said I'll just have to pay the 60 day notice, and pay the 10 days i've been here this month. NO SUEING AND COURT COSTS YAY! And the manager is awesome anyway, shes old like gypsy and totally hit on me all the time O_O

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:35 AM
and why does this weird bouncey 200 lb poodle keep coming to my house and bouncing around my yard and scaring my cats???? SEND OUT THE BATTLE CATS IN THEIR SHINY ARMOR! The battle cats are scared of this gigantic poodle!! It doesnt walk.....it bounces....they are in hiding!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 05/09/08 11:37 AM
Maybe he swallowed a bouncy ball.

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/09/08 11:38 AM
get the super soaker out and splash it

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 05/09/08 11:38 AM
OMG I FOUND THE BATTLE CATS ONLINE http://magiccards.info/fut/en/147.html And poodles are evil anyway, there were some at the kennel want they just wanted to eat me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:38 AM
Maybe he swallowed a bouncy ball. I think this dog is just a happy retodded animal

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/09/08 11:39 AM
OMG I FOUND THE BATTLE CATS ONLINE http://magiccards.info/fut/en/147.html And poodles are evil anyway, there were some at the kennel want they just wanted to eat me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:40 AM
OMG I FOUND THE BATTLE CATS ONLINE http://magiccards.info/fut/en/147.html And poodles are evil anyway, there were some at the kennel want they just wanted to eat me. my son used to collect those cards

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:40 AM
morning cam!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 05/09/08 11:42 AM
Well i still do! lol Its one of my fav games =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B269ErDpdC4 cow poop on youtube never gets old =D

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 05/09/08 11:42 AM
good new's ! ac-dc will have a new cd out later this year !

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 05/09/08 11:45 AM
morning cam!! good morning but it is 2:44 here slave drivers kicked me out at 5 to go work out this morning

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 05/09/08 11:48 AM
morning cam!! good morning but it is 2:44 here slave drivers kicked me out at 5 to go work out this morning and where are your greased up shirtless muscle pics???