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Edited by
d4tc
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Wed 05/07/08 03:28 PM
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There is something in my pants
It’s no strange growth I’m sitting at my desk Closer than most Only shielding myself By two layers of clothes An uncomfortable bulge Even more If I rose To the occasion I’m already there Is it her eyes? Or Is it her hair? Or Maybe it’s the whole pic I’m looking at now I’m trying NOT to flex So I’m having a cow! I’m embarrassed to stand Why won’t you lie down? If I sit I can smile If I stood I would frown I look down and ask “What are you doing?” Can't you see I'm at work This is way too confusing What is this I see My zipper is down Oh shoot I’m protruding! Oh No! Not Now! I zip up my pants A little too quick I didn't know I could dance! So here I am Metal teeth gnawing Right on my stick! This is for real! It's no magic trick! Mouth screams Eyes balling I feel nautious Like falling The Frank The Beans It’s no Barbeque My meat won't stop bleeding All thanks to you! |
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There is something in my pants It’s no strange growth I’m sitting at my desk Closer than most Only shielding myself By two layers of clothes An uncomfortable bulge Even more If I rose To the occasion I’m already there Is it her eyes? Or Is it her hair? Or Maybe it’s the whole pic I’m looking at now I’m trying NOT to flex So I’m having a cow! I’m embarrassed to stand Why won’t you lie down? If I sit I can smile If I stood I’d frown I look down and ask “What are you doing?” Can't you see I'm at work This is way too confusing What is this I see My zipper is down Oh shoot I’m protruding! Oh No! Not Now! I zip up my pants A little too quick I didn't know I could dance! So here I am Metal teeth are gnawing Right on my stick! Mouth screams Eyes balling The Frank The Beans It’s no Barbeque My meat won't stop bleeding All thanks to you! It was good till the end then OUCH! |
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its well written, but i have to agree in the end ouch that must hurt
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Thanks for the replies.
This never happend to me. I was looking at a pic of someone on this site here at work and I just randomly thought of that movie Something About Mary. Oh wait, that was not so random. Someones birthday was today and I said the white icing from the mango topping of the cake looked like a scene from Something About Mary. ::puts icing on head:: Yeah, that scene. So... This never happened. I was still thinking about that movie and wanted to write a poem. LOL! |
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Thanks for the replies. This never happend to me. I was looking at a pic of someone on this site here at work and I just randomly thought of that movie Something About Mary. Oh wait, that was not so random. Someones birthday was today and I said the white icing from the mango topping of the cake looked like a scene from Something About Mary. ::puts icing on head:: Yeah, that scene. So... This never happened. I was still thinking about that movie and wanted to write a poem. LOL! OMG lol. You poor thing. Ouch! is right 
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lol ouch
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  Ouch
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks Jason I really needed a laugh today!! 
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Ha ha ha ... nice one... hope you learned your lesson and looking at who evers pic
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