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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 75 | |
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Can i be the flower boy? WOW fresh is closer to my house!!! Hey fresh.....ya wanna get married???   
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Can i be the flower boy? WOW fresh is closer to my house!!! Hey fresh.....ya wanna get married??? Can we use your ass as a vase??? 
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Awesome
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what about me
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And your tea is in the microwave. Your sunglasses are on top of your head. Smokey is hiding in the flower planter. Your drivers license is in your bureau in the bedroom. And your checkbook is in the freezer. Sheesh!
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you do that so well ddn!!!
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And your tea is in the microwave. Your sunglasses are on top of your head. Smokey is hiding in the flower planter. Your drivers license is in your bureau in the bedroom. And your checkbook is in the freezer. Sheesh!
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what about me You could be security...
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what about me
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Dear Diary,
Yesterday my sister texted me saying it's happening again. one of our friends in Vegas had gone in for a emergency surgery they took a tennis ball size tumor out of his brain & they didn't know where the cancer had spread... Today he is up walking around cranky & b*tching that he wants to go home!!!
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Butt bows and fake flowers!! Oh....lets not forget LOTTTTS of ruffles!!
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what about me 
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my ass be the vase???? HMMMMM
i can see it now... "all bridesmaids gather round"...it's time for the "shooting" of the bouquet.......shoots long stems out my ass....ouch ouch ouch...  wish she picked lilies..
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Dear Diary, Yesterday my sister texted me saying it's happening again. one of our friends in Vegas had gone in for a emergency surgery they took a tennis ball size tumor out of his brain & they didn't know where the cancer had spread... Today he is up walking around cranky & b*tching that he wants to go home!!!
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my ass be the vase???? HMMMMM i can see it now... "all bridesmaids gather round"...it's time for the "shooting" of the bouquet.......shoots long stems out my ass....ouch ouch ouch... wish she picked lilies.. Was thinking more along the lines of Cacti!
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Dear diary.....oc doesnt wanna be a bridesmaid......he just wants to be the BRIDE!!!
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dang gypsy how did u know
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cranky and *****y...sounds good...in this case
 Dear Diary, Yesterday my sister texted me saying it's happening again. one of our friends in Vegas had gone in for a emergency surgery they took a tennis ball size tumor out of his brain & they didn't know where the cancer had spread... Today he is up walking around cranky & b*tching that he wants to go home!!! |
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dang gypsy how did u know
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