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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 75
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Thu 05/08/08 10:45 AM
DD
I gave my 30 Day notice!!drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 05/08/08 10:46 AM
I can't send pics yet with my new pc over satcom. But I'm using st ives. Trust me. It moisturizes well. I'm using it on my hands right now looking at your picture. Oh yes gypsy, oh that's hot baby, oh yeah, oh you know what I like oh yes harder, faster, Ooooooohhhhh!!!!! Naptime.

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Thu 05/08/08 10:46 AM
sha la lal lalala!!! This is Biker's favourite song....he told me he wanted to see it every single day!!devil laugh laugh


I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Greg is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that
Believe in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we star at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars

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Thu 05/08/08 10:47 AM

DD
I gave my 30 Day notice!!drinker drinker drinker
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!drinker bigsmile drinker

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Thu 05/08/08 10:47 AM
noway laugh laugh laugh noway

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Thu 05/08/08 10:48 AM

I can't send pics yet with my new pc over satcom. But I'm using st ives. Trust me. It moisturizes well. I'm using it on my hands right now looking at your picture. Oh yes gypsy, oh that's hot baby, oh yeah, oh you know what I like oh yes harder, faster, Ooooooohhhhh!!!!! Naptime.
oH THATS just hand cream!!!! Im talking about the stuff you put on your face!!! For those fine lines and wrinkles.....laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 10:49 AM
Biker.....I cranked it up just so YOU can hear it!!!laugh drinker laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 10:52 AM
Your picture on my computer screen got a facial alright. Pearl necklace too. Where's the tissues?

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Thu 05/08/08 10:52 AM
I slept so much i was staying away most of the night
for a week now! glasses
& i still didn't go through all my damn Emails! grumble


where you moving to Fresh???

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Thu 05/08/08 10:55 AM

Your picture on my computer screen got a facial alright. Pearl necklace too. Where's the tissues?
Hmmmmmmmm I just take your picture.....and wack it against the counter like the pilsbury dough boy and you make me imaginary croissants!!laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 10:57 AM
I heard my neighbors having loud sex last weekend. Boy is he a faggy whiner! I was rollin. Pinch your nose closed with your fingers and say "oh oh oh and oh yeah" a bunch of times. His girlfreind grunts more like a man than he does! Very funny.

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Thu 05/08/08 10:58 AM

I slept so much i was staying away most of the night
for a week now! glasses
& i still didn't go through all my damn Emails! grumble


where you moving to Fresh???

I am moving closer to where I was raised ....about 3-4 hours from where I am now.

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Thu 05/08/08 11:00 AM
comes into the diary crazier then ever noway laugh noway explode

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Thu 05/08/08 11:03 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh OHHHHHHHHHH FUNZIES PURPLE!!!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 11:04 AM
xpdill pickle what???noway explode laugh explode explode

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Thu 05/08/08 11:05 AM


Your picture on my computer screen got a facial alright. Pearl necklace too. Where's the tissues?
Hmmmmmmmm I just take your picture.....and wack it against the counter like the pilsbury dough boy and you make me imaginary croissants!!laugh laugh laugh
Sweet!!! You're not the first woman whose told me that! That's funny!

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Thu 05/08/08 11:05 AM
I ffeel like I'm being watched......noway laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 11:06 AM



Your picture on my computer screen got a facial alright. Pearl necklace too. Where's the tissues?
Hmmmmmmmm I just take your picture.....and wack it against the counter like the pilsbury dough boy and you make me imaginary croissants!!laugh laugh laugh
Sweet!!! You're not the first woman whose told me that! That's funny!
Yes I am!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 11:06 AM

I ffeel like I'm being watched......noway laugh
Im watching you purple.....devil glasses laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 11:07 AM
dd,

i suck at golf...but... it sure was better than working

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