After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred
notices
a photo of a man on her bedside table.At first,he really didn't give
it
much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he.
But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining
the photo is staring at him doing the deed .
It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about
it.

"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.


"That's me before the surgery."

Thats just not right LMAO

eeeewwwwww

owch