Why is this.....

When someone posts something so rude that your blood is boiling it's ok to call them an ass hole.
When I say "good morning JSH" I read..."mornin ass hole."

When a person is without penis it usually means this person is a woman.
I on the other hand do not like being called a dlckless wonder.

When a person is having problems going to the bathroom you kind people offer remedies.
I never tell you I have a problem yet you still tell me I'm full of shlt!

When someone puts meat in a food dehydrator it's called Jerk
I haven't been any where close to a dehydrator and I still called a Jerk.

Looking at my pics should not be referred to as "a painful experience"

My picture printed and hung on your bathroom door should not be an alternative to laxatives!

When I wear a hard hat I am not auditioning to be one of the Village People

I do not like my head being referred to as a chia pet experiment



Having said all of that GOOD MORNING PEOPLE !!!!!!

Good morning Myrtle

Morning Angel

Morning.

Morning ((Myrtle)))) Hope your day gets better

What on earth!!! Morning, Dude!!! So, does this mean you don't like ME pickin' on ya????
Love ya!!

You crack me up, Pal

good morning, Don't let one rude person ruin your day.

Boy, you had me going there at first. Gooooooood morning!

good morning.

Morning MBD....I hope your day gets lots better....Keep Smilin'

Mornin Delux and Susan actually my day is going good so far and I have coffee so I should avoid committing any felonies

lol

(((Myrtle))) There's my favorite beach bum!

Good morning darlin'

morning MBD, hope your day is splendid

(((((((love))))))))

wow. i'm awake now and i didn't even get coffee this morning!

Good Morning and I hope you have a great day

maybe you need a little irish whiskey in your coffee this morning