sponsored links

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories

Topic: Night of the living dead
yeahitsmeok Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 8455	Mon 05/05/08 07:25 PM
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the healing portion of the show. "If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on the television, and one hand on the part of your body that ails you!" The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin. "Oh, don't be stupid!" says the old woman. "He said heal, not raise the dead!"

sugarjen Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 2265	Mon 05/05/08 07:26 PM


snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Mon 05/05/08 07:26 PM


chriserwalk032786 Joined Thu 04/10/08 Posts: 105	Mon 05/05/08 07:27 PM
That's great. I'll use it.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 05/05/08 07:27 PM


polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 05/05/08 07:30 PM


johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Mon 05/05/08 07:32 PM

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories