A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check like he
does every other time. He marches straight up to the desk sits down and
says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month
after month. I'd really much rather have a job".
The social worker behind the Desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

OMFGS!!

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very clever and witty.Laughter;I've felt has always been and always will
be one of greatest medicines for our hearts and souls.And You;provide
this for all of us,and I am deeply appreciative.I continuously await
each post from you and personally it is required more so now than ever
in my life for I'm attempting to begin a new chapter and leave a
devastating one behind me.I thank you generously for providing this in
my life.Your Friend Always,Cybear

p.s.I passed on the gunfighter joke to my daughter Crystal.She was in
tears over that one.I watched her OMG!expression quickly transpire to
full blown laughter.Thank You!once again for sharing and may God bless
you!millsdd.

Lmao, that was good got him alll excited lol

That was funny! Tell the guy to check Jobs.com...LOL