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Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 25
thumper95's photo
Wed 05/07/08 11:53 PM
i would be too,, hit em for what you can, you have ahem,, vacation comeing up

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 05/07/08 11:57 PM
I really feel I will change jobs august 1st. I opened my job offer and compensation package from my new job and was pleasantly shocked. Basically retirement plan, pension, and two grand a week. Yowsa.

thumper95's photo
Wed 05/07/08 11:59 PM
dammit man,, that sounds really good,, go for it

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:03 AM
My current boss of 16 years isn't even going to see what's coming. He's going to think I'm on vacation for 35 days. And when he calls when I don't return to work he will call and get a "Sorry, the number you have reached is no longer in service!"

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:05 AM
And all my family have changed their numbers. So when he calls them he will get the same.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:06 AM
oh well,, just remeber to call me and let me get your new number,,, please

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:09 AM
Timing is everything. Gotta get the rest of my dental work done and sock his insurance before I leave. And I gotta few other things up my sleeve. Never admit your crimes until you have a noose around your neck.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:11 AM
You'll never lose me bro.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:11 AM
i hear ya,, that is very true

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:18 AM
But I got some bad news. The black ford econoline van with the black wheels and black windows and no license plates? The punisher van? Teaches people valuable lessons as it drives over them? Gone. Dismantled, cut up, scrapped. Very sad. I need to nominate that van for above and beyond the call of duty in helping stupid people reach their goal of being a nominee of darwin awards. It shall be missed.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:21 AM
wtf happened to it?

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:22 AM
Ha ha ha ha. And I'm not borrowing any money right now! Because I don't have a van to drive over you to remind you to pay me back.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:23 AM
huh???huh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:30 AM
We talked. Discussed, pondered and agreed that it was best to make it disappear. Its karma was compromised. Its been gone a few weeks. Ground up, melted, made into steel rebar already. We all wanted a piece of it- a momento. Crazy brian of all people said sternly- no evidence. Oh well.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:33 AM
Of course my monster truck is no slouch. Its the deer slayer!

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:35 AM
we can find you another mystery machine,, it shouldnt be too hard

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:41 AM
But otherwise things are well. This weekend I turn over my chopper to the guy who bought it. I move my kz400 cafe racer over to the guys garage that bought it. And I seen my freind doc today. He bought a 67 GTO convertable with 40000 miles on it at barrett jackson. And he bought a mint old triumph bonneville like mine. I put the word out my AMF harley mini bike is for sale- highest bidder- price negotiable. I have no room for it. Wish I could keep it but no room.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:43 AM
im still wanting a good cbr 1000,, i think that would do good holding me up

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:48 AM
Have you noticed a lot of hardware coming up for sale? Knives and sword collections popping up everywhere. I'm seeing a lot of hardware cheap. Some nice collectables. Actually seen a cobra skin walking cane concealing a sword. I liked that.

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/08/08 12:52 AM
im trying to find a reverse katana,, i want something no one really has

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