Topic: I Believe
aLittleBird's photo
Sat 05/03/08 07:45 PM
I Believe

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all were the 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do!

WalkingEagle's photo
Sat 05/03/08 07:50 PM
You forgot that there were 3 very good reasons he could've been "Mexican"

1.) his name was Jesus

2.) He was a carpenter

3.) He was always being hassled by the man

aLittleBird's photo
Sat 05/03/08 07:52 PM
lol laugh