9 Things I Hate About People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the ****ing toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
****ing right! What good is a cake if you can't ****ing well eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No *******,
I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When people say "life is short." What the ****?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What the **** can you do that's
longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come
yet?” If the bus came would I be ****ing standing here?!

9. When something is 'New and improved!'. Which is it? If its new, then
there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then
there must have been something before it

ROTFLMAO OMG That is friggen awesome because it's so friggen
true LSHMSH TY

yes, yes it is

bravo bravo

**bow**

Applause !!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff! LMFAO!!

please please, u all make me blush

good one lol

latin you just had to go on a rampage eh? who pissed you off? i would
not want to p.o. you at all then. but what you put is VERY true to the
word man. keep up the rants. they at least are better than watching
paint dry.

WHAT???!!! the only thing better than watching paint dry is ...watching
grass grow