we've all heard about people having guts and balls, but do you really know the difference between them? in an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.....

1 - GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere."

2 - BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say "you're next fatty".

i hope this clears up any confusion.

you're on a roll today Debbie

"you're next fatty" must mean he loves her.

Thanks for calrifying things Debbie........

of course lol

bbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaahhahahahahahahaahaaaaaa!!!!! deb, you rock!!!!

Crystal!!! Thanks for reminding me of how gutless & ballsless I really am.