Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to
produce, "Survivor...Texas Style."

Contestants will start in Fort Worth, then drive to Abilene, Amarillo,
down to Lubbock and over to
El Paso They will then proceed up to Odessa, Midland, Abilene,
Brownsville, Houston and San Antonio.
From there they will go on to Austin,Dallas and finally back to Fort
Worth. Each cpntestant will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper
stickers that read:


I'm Gay
I love the Dixie Chicks
Boycott Beef
I Voted for John Kerry
George Strait Sucks
Vote for Hillary in 2008
and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Gun.

The first one to make it back to Fort Worth Alive wins.

I THINK THATS COOL, I AM FROM AUSTIN TX AND I WOULD DO THAT IN A MIN.

Thanks (( L ))

You mean there's going to be a survivor?

Do ya think they will make it out of Ft Worth in the first place ??

Hey the only two bumper stickers I would not sport and I'm from Texas is
George Strait Sucks & I'm here to Confiscate Your Gun!

ROFLMAO

HELL THE REST OF THEM NO ONE REALLY NOTICE TOO MUCH LOL

LMAO i would love to see that now that would be one i
watched

pffffft Survivor...stick some ppl in the tropics and see how they fare..
what a joke..having been raised in the northern parts of Canada, being
sent to the tropics doesn't sound like too much trouble. NOW, if ya
wanna see a REAL Survivor show, send 'em to like Baffin Island in the
middle of January and THEN we'll see who survives BWAhahahahahahaha

take away guns from texans???

ain't that a hangin' offense?

txs.. that was cute