Topic: Directions for Abra
lurchs_sister's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:08 AM
They say the mind
Is first to go
So you need directions
With pictures to show

Abra you've asked
How to get screwed
Don't know if I can tell you
Without being lewed

Grab a little flesh
Here and there
Stripping down
To your underwear

You in your boxers
Her in lace
Gently reach out
And touch her face

She leans in
Closing her eyes
Slow to start
Would be wise

Hungrily kiss
Her sweet lips
Caressing her with
Your fingertips

Take off her shoulder
The straps of her bra
Gazing at her
In wonder and awe

Pull her close
In your arms
Seducing he
With your charms

Laying down now
On the bed
Visions of love
Running through your head

You lay there thinkin
WOW what a looker
Dang it Abra!
She's just a hooker

You left it layin
She's got your money
You just got screwed
Abra honey!


LMAO!!! You got what you asked for now you know how to get screwed!!

LAMom's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:09 AM

They say the mind
Is first to go
So you need directions
With pictures to show

Abra you've asked
How to get screwed
Don't know if I can tell you
Without being lewed

Grab a little flesh
Here and there
Stripping down
To your underwear

You in your boxers
Her in lace
Gently reach out
And touch her face

She leans in
Closing her eyes
Slow to start
Would be wise

Hungrily kiss
Her sweet lips
Caressing her with
Your fingertips

Take off her shoulder
The straps of her bra
Gazing at her
In wonder and awe

Pull her close
In your arms
Seducing he
With your charms

Laying down now
On the bed
Visions of love
Running through your head

You lay there thinkin
WOW what a looker
Dang it Abra!
She's just a hooker

You left it layin
She's got your money
You just got screwed
Abra honey!


LMAO!!! You got what you asked for now you know how to get screwed!!



laugh drinker drinker

no photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:11 AM
LMAO love
IT is great lol

lurchs_sister's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:13 AM
Thanks Denise and Mike! Abra should have known better than to ask for a thing like directions!! LMAO!

rush2001's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:14 AM
laugh laugh That was great.

lurchs_sister's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:18 AM
Thanks Rush!flowerforyou

Abracadabra's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:35 AM
You lay there thinkin
WOW what a looker
Dang it Abra!
She's just a hooker


By golly, you just gave me an idea! love

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Dang it Vicki! You’re so lewd and askewed
in your instructional verbiage to this destitute dude
Now you’ve got me in a mood to get screwed
by a bimbo-ish strumpet I can pay to get nude

bigsmile

lurchs_sister's photo
Tue 04/29/08 11:40 AM
Be careful from where
You get it next
She'll leve you with something
And you'll be vexed

Some things are sweet
And what we want
Others for life
Will just haunt

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 04/29/08 09:19 PM
laugh laugh flowerforyou

Wolfeyes58's photo
Wed 04/30/08 05:37 AM
That was cute sweetie...he asked for it he got it...no he has to pay for it...lol

s1owhand's photo
Wed 04/30/08 06:56 AM
Abra watch what you wear
and you say
how you act too
there's things and there's guys
even hookers won't do

laugh

Abracadabra's photo
Wed 04/30/08 07:39 AM
Abra watch what you wear
and you say
how you act too
there's things and there's guys
even hookers won't do


Alright, that does it! explode

Where's my guitar?

I feel a song com'in on,...

and it ain't good,...

it ain't good slow,... smokin

nasty lyrics a brew'in

about a blues-singing ho! laugh

zanne46's photo
Wed 04/30/08 08:20 AM

That was cute sweetie...he asked for it he got it...no he has to pay for it...lol


And were is our Vicky today???????

d4tc's photo
Wed 04/30/08 08:25 AM
Love this poem!

Sexy! Funny! Well Written!

I see you found my kryptonite! ;)

pkh's photo
Wed 04/30/08 08:31 AM
flowerforyou cute

no photo
Wed 04/30/08 08:38 AM

They say the mind
Is first to go
So you need directions
With pictures to show

Abra you've asked
How to get screwed
Don't know if I can tell you
Without being lewed

Grab a little flesh
Here and there
Stripping down
To your underwear

You in your boxers
Her in lace
Gently reach out
And touch her face

She leans in
Closing her eyes
Slow to start
Would be wise

Hungrily kiss
Her sweet lips
Caressing her with
Your fingertips

Take off her shoulder
The straps of her bra
Gazing at her
In wonder and awe

Pull her close
In your arms
Seducing he
With your charms

Laying down now
On the bed
Visions of love
Running through your head

You lay there thinkin
WOW what a looker
Dang it Abra!
She's just a hooker

You left it layin
She's got your money
You just got screwed
Abra honey!


LMAO!!! You got what you asked for now you know how to get screwed!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vickie you little minx! This was wonderfully fun!flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

lurchs_sister's photo
Wed 04/30/08 10:20 AM
Thanks to all!! This was a blast to write!flowerforyou laugh :wink: