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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. > > The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. > > She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. > > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. > > Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. > > But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.' |
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NICE
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lmao good one,,good morning sexy
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Good one.
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yep itz a good joke but the shame is it is getting to the point that this could actually happen
http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/107333 what is next i wonder but yes it is good as a joke |
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Really a good one!
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