Topic: When did I realize I was God? | |
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ummmmmm? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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what was it you said to me the other day
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. |
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I don't speak goat... sorry
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Why is he still allowed to create posts?
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ummmmmm? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. |
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Why is he still allowed to create posts? |
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what did you pray about... more Goatmeal ?
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Edited by
Robm248
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Mon 04/28/08 03:02 PM
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When did you realize? Don't know... aren't you god. Oh, wait...You are asking us?
If you have to ask... then you aren't god... duh. |
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Why is he still allowed to create posts? |
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who says i cant post my own opinion
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Why is he still allowed to create posts? I'm wondering the same thing.The B.S.is really old already & offensive. |
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who says i cant post my own opinion Nobody, but who says they can't say that your post is lame? |
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. People create him all the time. Their perception is in effect their version of him... Funny how everybody has a different perception of God... So in effect he/she/it must be not one but many entities... |
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who says i cant post my own opinion Nobody, but who says they can't say that your post is lame? |
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I think here is the answer to "are you a god" question. You may recognize the text:
STANTZ (forceful) As a duly-constituted representative of the City of New York, and on behalf of the County and State of New York, the United States of America, the Planet Earth and all its inhabitants, I hereby order you to cease and desist any and all supernatural activity and return at once to your place of origin or next parallel dimension. VENKMAN (to Stantz) Well, that ought to do it. GOZER He stands up to his full height and regards Stantz curiously. GOZER Are you a god? STANTZ (compulsively honest) No. GOZER Then die! He raises his arms and blows away the Ghostbusters with searing bolts of energy. THE GHOSTBUSTERS Momentarily stunned, they tumble all the way down the stairs and almost fall off the edge of the roof. WINSTON (to Stantz) You should've said "yes!" He might have been willing to negotiate. Venkman gets to his feet first, really mad now. VENKMAN (setting his wands) Okay. That's it! I'm gonna turn this guy into toast. |
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can god create a thread that is even too stupid for him to post in?
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He's not half the goat I am.
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He's not half the goat I am. No, but apparently he's some goat's next meal. Whichever goat didn't eat meal 202, please come back and finish your food! |
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