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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71
wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 04/29/08 10:27 AM
Dear geriatric diary ...... my hands are stiff today , what will happen to me when I can no longer open the Bens Gay stuff?? Leave the cap off...and sit on it......it can squirt quite far.....then roll yourself around in it!!! Dont ask me how I know this!!! Ok. What have your cats been teaching you?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/29/08 10:29 AM
Ben gay! Now with demoral.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:30 AM
Once the warm weather hits......all pains go away!!! Focus!!!! Mind over matter!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 04/29/08 10:31 AM
may he poop on my knee.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:32 AM
lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/29/08 10:33 AM
Dear geriatric diary, I seen the new game "Twister" for geriatrics. You fold out the mat and there's just one red spot in the center. I've fallen and I can't get up!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 04/29/08 10:33 AM
I'm going to put more fish in my pictures..... I'm getting fish bowl syndrome....... they just stare at me .....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:34 AM
lmaooooooo you know how I hate men with fish pics???? Someone was on my man counter with a small guppie in his hands.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/29/08 10:35 AM
That reminds me, I gotta send in some more jokes to jay leno before he retires. I need the money. Sends me 100 a joke.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:37 AM
I sell my one liners on ebay.......it gets me $0 EVERYTIME!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 04/29/08 10:38 AM
I have koi , in my paint program...... i'll just sprinkle koi through all my photos .... an then I can tell myself oh they are just lookin at the fish......thats why .....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:39 AM
Dear diary.......why do married men look at me??? Not just here but in real life??? I was out yesterday and this guy was with his gf.....and he wouldnt stop staring at me......I find this disgusting and disrespectful!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:40 AM
I have koi , in my paint program...... i'll just sprinkle koi through all my photos .... an then I can tell myself oh they are just lookin at the fish......thats why ..... Men like fish........and apparantly they like pancakes!!! Maybe you can sprinkle some pancakes throughout my pics too???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 04/29/08 10:42 AM
hmmmmmmm , custom image hose .......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:42 AM
pancake eye

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Tue 04/29/08 10:43 AM
pancake eye MMMMMMMMMM....I'm Hungry...........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 04/29/08 10:44 AM
I have fish pictures. I catch big bass in my back yard. But I don't feel they are appropriate for dating sites.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Tue 04/29/08 10:44 AM
just sprinkle the batter on the floor and .... roll around in it......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:45 AM
better than jello wrestling on a friday night!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/29/08 10:46 AM
Dear diary......maybe I should buy a plastic fish and take a pic of me with it......I bet I will get lots of dates!!