A nice lady went to pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.

'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law. I will lose my license and we both go to jail, sorry lady, go back home.

The lady calmly reached her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with a pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist replied, 'well now, that's different. You did not tell me before you had a prescription.

hahahaha

I work in a pharmacy...and one day this woman came in looking for salmonella. she kept asking where it was..turns out she was looking for fish oil.... some people are just crazy

oh yeah..you'd be suprised the nut cases we get...but shh... i'm supposed to be professional..haha

My cousin is a pharmacist.