Are we talking in theory or fact?

Sex...but that's obviously not included with the wake up calls here.

Get up and pee, light a smoke and put the coffee on, warm up the 'puter to check on the overnight doings on JSH. Glance outside to check the weather and for circling buzzards. Shoot any buzzards I see circling.
Then it's coffee, smokes, and cereal in front of the 'puter with National Public Radio playing for News and Weather, after that, it's into the bathroom to get ready for work.

Sadly it's the same routine on the weekends as well, I guess I'm in a rut, when it comes to mornings.

....if i ever meet someone interesting, i would love to include it in my wake up routine.....

Would like that myself!!!

I hear you ((sleepless)) The best part of waking up...has nothing to do with Folgers.