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Topic: why cant i get laid?
cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Sun 04/27/08 11:39 AM
i do consider what women want.i believe they want an honest man who isnt selfish with his time or his heart.i can listen for hours and give the best massages.i like to cook too.but if im honest and say i want to get laid on the first date then the date will be over.not that i cant wait but at least im honest.its been awhile ya know im horny. gah If you're telling your dates that you want to get laid on the first date, then I think you've found your problem. big ole turnoff..

johnboy072472 Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 4874	Sun 04/27/08 11:39 AM
Hi my name is ______ Nice to finally meet you.....want to get laid I TRIED IT ON HELLKITTEN.... IT DIDNT WORK.....

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 11:39 AM
Now we are making progress,

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 11:41 AM
LADIES maybe you can give us poor saps some ideas of what you may be looking for in a date/potential mate??????????

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Sun 04/27/08 11:43 AM
if you need to get laid, thats what prostitutes are there for., fast, easy and you dont even have to bother to be cordial...whats the big deal??? jeeze...

backfortherealdeal Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 27	Sun 04/27/08 11:44 AM
wow

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Sun 04/27/08 11:46 AM
I like the albino lips

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sun 04/27/08 11:50 AM
Hi my name is ______ Nice to finally meet you.....want to get laid Promise to wear the BDU's... and you may have a chance...

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Sun 04/27/08 11:52 AM
How about a camo banana hammock underneath

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sun 04/27/08 11:54 AM
wow Very imformative, thanks.

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sun 04/27/08 11:54 AM
How about a camo banana hammock underneath You got some pics of that?

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sun 04/27/08 11:56 AM
How about a camo banana hammock underneath You got some pics of that? If there is a god in heaven he does....

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 12:00 PM
WOW ! ! Looks like we are moving in some direction here, lol Ladies, how about some things you may like aside from physical attributes, things about the guys that may attract you???? Sorry for the big words guys

johnboy072472 Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 4874	Sun 04/27/08 12:02 PM
Women are shallow too..... no way!!!!!

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 12:04 PM
O U CH!!!!!! whats that all about? shallow?? be more specific plzzzz

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sun 04/27/08 12:04 PM
A man of his word, honest, caring, a wild man in the sac, smart, funny. those are a few things that I like.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sun 04/27/08 12:07 PM
Intelligence, confidence, doesn't "ask" if he can get laid...knows when it's time. honest, caring, a good father, forthright, not afraid of adversity, strong...physically, mentally and emotionally.

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 12:07 PM
VERY LOUD APPLAUSE FOR HELLKITTEN, now ladies lets have some more real input here, show us you r not shallow plzzz

johnboy072472 Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 4874	Sun 04/27/08 12:09 PM
Women are shallow too..... no way!!!!! Shallow - Thinking you are getting laid by anyone worth keeping on a first date..... your quote... "WOW ! ! Looks like we are moving in some direction here, lol Ladies, how about some things you may like aside from physical attributes, things about the guys that may attract you???? " back to me..."Physical attributes" I have many examples..... Lighten up.... Its all in fun.... lets not make more of it that it really is......

laughingdaily Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 23	Sun 04/27/08 12:10 PM
OK guys, are you reading this, can you see yourself here????