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Topic: Men, This is What I Want
whispertoascream's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:02 AM
I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs


drinker



briancarr's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:06 AM
Bingoohwell drinker yawn bigsmile :tongue:

vampychick72's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:06 AM
you described my ex-husband to a tee!!!laugh happy bigsmile drinker

transientmind's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:06 AM
Sorry, I don't drink...and I've never even heard of a monster tuck.

LadyOfMagic's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:07 AM

I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs

drinker


Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetielaugh

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:08 AM


I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs

drinker


Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetielaugh


Nooooooo my little purple bunny said I was just fine.....

LadyOfMagic's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:11 AM



I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs

drinker


Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetielaugh


Nooooooo my little purple bunny said I was just fine.....

Whisper..theres something I want you to do sweetie..go to your medicine cabinet and see if theres a bottle marked "Prozac" on it..read it and take how ever many they say you should be taking at one time.laugh

aLittleBird's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:14 AM
Edited by aLittleBird on Sat 04/26/08 09:15 AM
why would you want a man who never calls or never helps around the house or doesn't take care of you when you're sick?

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:14 AM
No, I don't do drugs, the drugs do me mean....smokin laugh laugh

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:15 AM

why would you want a man who never calls or never helps around the house or takes care of you when you're sick?


It was just a joke.

aLittleBird's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:15 AM
oh...ok :tongue:

aLittleBird's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:16 AM
I was going to say...I know lots of guys that are like that...laugh laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:16 AM

I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs


drinker





Well I'll be damn My perfect match flowerforyou

transientmind's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:17 AM
Edited by transientmind on Sat 04/26/08 09:20 AM
I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs drinker
Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetielaugh
Nooooooo my little purple bunny said I was just fine.....
Whisper..theres something I want you to do sweetie..go to your medicine cabinet and see if theres a bottle marked "Prozac" on it..read it and take how ever many they say you should be taking at one time.laugh

lilangel2's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:32 AM
I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???indifferent

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:33 AM


I Want a man.....

Who never calls when he is late.
Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress.
Who does not clean up after himself.
That never helps around the house.
Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me.
Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date
That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired"
That will not take care of me when I am sick.

What I do not want a man to do is.....

Considerate
Loyal
Sensitive
Helpful
Understand
or in tuned with my needs


drinker





Well I'll be damn My perfect match flowerforyou


Finally my search has ended!flowerforyou

briancarr's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:33 AM

I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???indifferent
BORINGyawn yawn yawn

lilangel2's photo
Sat 04/26/08 09:37 AM


I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???indifferent
BORINGyawn yawn yawn


Not to me :wink:

lilbity's photo
Sat 04/26/08 10:03 AM
will be a long serch but worth it if you do find him

lilangel2's photo
Sat 04/26/08 02:34 PM

will be a long serch but worth it if you do find him


Maybe he will find me bigsmile

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