Likewise. In fact, I once when I bought one of those big packages from costco for my then wife a number of years back the I saw the cashier snicker out of the corner of my eye. I explained to him that this means I was having sex on a regular basis and inquired if he was also.....

OMG I wouldn't want him too...this actually happened to me once...my late husband and I were traveling and the unexpected happened. I was in a dilemma and had to send him into a conveinence store to purchase them...well, he didn't know much about them and had taken a box up to the counter and I assume was asking the clerk something about them...I could see she was snickering...about that time he came to the door, open it...held out the box of tampons and yelled..."Are SUPER alright" I COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!
The lady clerk was dying laughing inside...I was beat read from embarrassment and anger...he looked soo dumb.It was not a pleasant trip home for him LOL I can laugh about it now...

I wouldnt send my man to the store for me to get em. I know what I like, and it's just easier for me to get em myself.

And the douching thing?! It's not good for you to douche. I dont buy em or use em. Never needed to.

Amen.

But I will also go buy my own condoms. Wait. I used to anyway.

My ex wife asked me if I would buy her some tampons. She said she needed "super"? Anyway between the house and the store and in my mind I converted "super" into a size. While standing in an isle that 3 1/2 miles long filled with women stuff, this female employee stops and says "you look lost can I help you" I say "yes mamm my wife sent me for some tampons but I don't see an EXTRA LARGE"!!! The girl looses it right in front of me and says "you mean super" I could have fainted. That was the first and the last.

Yes, but if I asked her to get me some smokes and she came back with tobacco and rolling papers, the next time I'd come back with cotton balls, rolling paper and string and tell her to roll her own.