Topic: Two Ladies Talkin' in Heaven | |
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Lisa.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Candy. How did you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: Wow, that's bad! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from being cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally I died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself sitting on the couch alone watching television. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere in our house, that I ran all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic, checked the garage, searched and even in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. It was all over for me, and here I am. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ We'd both still be alive. LOL-LOL |
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lol
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THAT IS GREAT..........LMAO
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oddly funny
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LOL
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Happy Friday LAMOM,
R u behavin' this weekend? |
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Hello Ms Queen, I am as always,,, How are you??
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I'm Good LA Mom,
Just relaxing......being a little silly tonite....LOL and you? |
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Being alittle silly is what makes the world go around,,,
I am getting ready to go out of town next thurs,, so just trying to get stuff done... You have an incredible friday n night,,, its always nice to see ya,,, Like the new pic.. |
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Thanks LA Mom,
I'm getting off of here for now....However 2 B continued...... Enjoy your evening-Smooches |
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Ms Queen its always a pleasure,,, see ya soon
Muahhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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lol
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Okay, It was funny.
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