Subject: Fishing Story


Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long-johns, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the
garage, hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad throughout the entire day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in
that ****?"

OMG!!!! to Funny

lmao good one