thing that ever happened to you or someone you know?

well at the time it wasent funny but now it is. as when i was little about 5yrs old i thought i was superman and i got on top of the toilet and jump into the bathtub and crack my head open...

ouch

oh now that's just HA-larious!!!

cracked skulls! BAH HAHAHAHA!!

I don't know if it's the funniest...but the thing that comes to mind is my lunch with a friend a couple of months ago. We were in a cute little diner, when my friend asked the waitress for some ice water. She said she'd be right back, and promptly returned with a fly swatter. She handed it to my friend and rushed off so fast, that my friend was stunned with this confused look on her face and this fly swatter in her hand. I about died. We've been laughing about it ever since. I now ask every waitress for fly swatter.

when my grandpa made italian dinner,and asked me ,how was the meatballs?i turned and answered that they are good.my grandpa replied to me .i can see you like my balls in your mouth. that was the funniest thing my grandpa ever told me

when i was 12 I pissed in a light socket

IDK, funny things happen all the time to me and the people I know...

One time I was riding somewhere with my friend and we had the window down, and there was someone riding a bike, so I yelled out the window "Slow down! This is a neighborhood!" and he turned around to see who it was and ran right into a wall.

That was pretty funny. I didn't mean for him to hit the wall, it just happened.

When I was training a new guy on a sales route, and a dog peed into his boot. I called him squishy for weeks.